Funny* [Dirty Quotes] Dirty Captions for Instagram Selfies Pictures
Best Funny Dirty Captions for Instagram Pictures & Selfies for boys and girls, Dirty Quotes Dirty Puns and Dirty Mind Sayings for Insta Pic Photos & BIOS.
Dirty Mind Captions for Instagram Pictures & Selfies
"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." ~ Patrick Dennis
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." ~ Mahatma Gandhi
"The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind." ~ Jerry Hall
"I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind." ~ Leelee Sobieski
"Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars." ~ Ben Stein
"You'll go to Hell For what your Dirty mind is thinking." ~ Thom Yorke
"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." ~ Patrick Dennis
"There are no dirty words, only dirty minds." ~ Lenny Bruce
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." ~ George Bernard Shaw
"A dirty mind is a rich inner resource." ~ Mason Cooley
"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself." ~ Dick Cavett
"It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
"An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through." ~ William Makepeace Thackeray
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." ~ Mahatma Gandhi
Dirty Quotes for Instagram Pictures
"When I first came to Nashville, people hardly gave country music any respect. We lived in old cars and dirty hotels, and we ate when we could." ~ Loretta Lynn
"I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day." ~ Brigitte Bardot
"Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?" ~ Robert A. Cook
"Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love." ~ Shelley Duvall
"This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty." ~ Mitch Hedberg
"I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house." ~ Kathy Lette
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty." ~ Joe E. Lewis
"I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house." ~ Kathy Lette
"I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked." ~ Tori Amos
"What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films." ~ Billy Wilder
Funny Dirty Puns and Sayings
"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." ~ W. Somerset Maugham
"I have never subscribed to the Dirty Pallet school of painting." ~ Peter Wright
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion." ~ George Orwell
"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast." ~ W. S. Gilbert
"I don't come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I'm not mean and cruel and dirty." ~ Venus Williams
"I do most of my business on that dirty Internet that you were just talking about, where I find there is a lot of freedom to report exactly what I want." ~ Matt Drudge
"The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river." ~ Ross Perot
"Children are not yet fools, but we shall turn them into imbeciles like ourselves, with high I.Q.'s if possible." ~ R. D. Laing
Dirty Captions for Insta Pic For Boys & Girls
"Whatever happened to the good old days: you know, dirty attics, tuberculosis and general all-round suffering?" ~ Arnold Wesker
"Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?" ~ Robert A. Cook
"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion." ~ George Orwell
"I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest." ~ Sarah Michelle Gellar
"Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors." ~ Arthur Schopenhauer
"I don't know whether my husband is a genius or not, but he certainly has a dirty mind." ~ Nora Barnacle
"All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me." ~ Tupac Shakur
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