200+ Naughty Captions and Quotes for Naughty Girls

Naughty girl caption and naughty girl quotes & sayings for cute and very naughty girls with images for Instagram pic and Snapchat, Whatsapp & Facebook posts.

Short Naughty Quotes & Captions for Naughty Girls

• NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.
• Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.
• A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.
• I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about Mannequins.
• Nice legs? what time do they open?
• That Is True Love!
• I’m easy. Are you?
• Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
• Great Minds F*CK each Other.
• Can I borrow a KISS? I promise I give it back.
• F_CK… all I need is U.
• KISS ME. I am Magically Delicious.
• Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE F@(ks us all.
• You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
• You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
• I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
• I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
• If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
• Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
• Let's play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
• I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Naughty Quotes & Captions for Instagram Pic & Bio

• Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a (o(k!
• Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
• My name is (name) remember that you’ll be screaming it later.
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.
• I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
• How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
• You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• I was about to go m@$turb@te and I needed a name to go with your face.
• Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that a$$!
• What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
• A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
• Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
• VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy.

Cute Naughty Quotes & Captions for Boys

• Smile! It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
• Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
• Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
• If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
• Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.
• A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
• Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot start – unless you are wearing sunglasses!
• I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
• Let's play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
• I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
• Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
• You’re like a prize-winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
• I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
• Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
• You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
• Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
• Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Best Naughty Caption & Quotes for Cute Girls

• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
• How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
• You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Love is blind, and greed insatiable.
• I’m easy. Are you?
• If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
• If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
• I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
• Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
• We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
• Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
• Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.
• When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Funny Naughty Caption & Quotes for HER

• Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
• Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
• If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
• Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
• Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.
• Smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
• Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
• Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.
• I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life. Don’t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That!
• Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love!
• Love is just love, it can never explain.
• Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
• I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
• Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love!
• I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
• I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
• I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, I just want to talk to you.

Dirty Naughty Quotes & Caption for HIM

• That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too!
• Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
• Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
• If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork, and imagine him in jail.
• I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
• If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
• I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
• The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
• People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
• I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you can't process me with a normal brain… you need a high version!! status is loading.
• The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
• Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. Someday somewhere somehow I and you will be together.

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