Naughty girl caption and naughty girl quotes & sayings for cute and very naughty girls with images for Instagram pic and Snapchat, Whatsapp & Facebook posts.
Short Naughty Quotes & Captions for Naughty Girls
- NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.
- Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.
- A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.
- I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about Mannequins.
- Nice legs? what time do they open?
- That Is True Love!
- I’m easy. Are you?
- Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
- Great Minds F*CK each Other.
- Can I borrow a KISS? I promise I give it back.
- F_CK… all I need is U.
- KISS ME. I am Magically Delicious.
- Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE F@(ks us all.
- You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
- You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
- If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
- Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
- Let's play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
- I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Naughty Quotes & Captions for Instagram Pic & Bio
- Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a (o(k!
- Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
- My name is (name) remember that you’ll be screaming it later.
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.
- I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
- You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- I was about to go m@$turb@te and I needed a name to go with your face.
- Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that a$$!
- What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
- A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
- VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy.
Cute Naughty Quotes & Captions for Boys
- Smile! It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
- Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
- Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.
- A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
- Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot start – unless you are wearing sunglasses!
- I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
- Let's play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
- You’re like a prize-winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
- I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
- Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
- You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Best Naughty Caption & Quotes for Cute Girls
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
- You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Love is blind, and greed insatiable.
- I’m easy. Are you?
- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
- I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
- We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
- Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
- Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.
- When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
Funny Naughty Caption & Quotes for HER
- Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
- Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.
- Smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
- Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
- Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.
- I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life. Don’t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That!
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love!
- Love is just love, it can never explain.
- Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love!
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
- I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, I just want to talk to you.
Dirty Naughty Quotes & Caption for HIM
- That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too!
- Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
- Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
- If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork, and imagine him in jail.
- I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
- If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
- I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
- I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you can't process me with a normal brain… you need a high version!! status is loading.
- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. Someday somewhere somehow I and you will be together.
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