CUTE* Baby Picture Captions for Instagram [Baby Smile Quotes]

Best Baby Picture Captions for Instagram baby selfies and cute Baby Smile Quotes and New Born Baby Puns & Sayings for Baby Boy & Baby Girl.

Baby Picture Captions for Instagram

• "Every child begins the world again." ~ Henry David Thoreau
• "Children reinvent your world for you." ~ Susan Sarandon
• "A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." ~ Eda LeShan
• "A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." ~ Carl Sandburg
• "Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and children." ~ Dante Alighieri
• "The more you give, the more you live." ~ Blake Mycoskie
• "It is the nature of babies to be in bliss." ~ Deepak Chopra
• "Babies are such a nice way to start people." ~ Don Herold
• "A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there." ~ Trista Sutter
• "A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them." ~ Victor Hugo
• "A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men." ~ Martin Farquhar Tupper
• "A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life." ~ Nuno Bettencourt
• "A babe in a house is a well-spring of pleasure." ~ Martin Farquhar Tupper
• "Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything." ~ Giacomo Leopardi
• "When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned." ~ Marie Osmond

Short Baby Quotes

"If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle." ~ Vincent Van Gogh 

"Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns." ~ David Ogilvy 

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." ~ Arthur Cleveland Coxe 

"Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy." ~ Jayne Mansfield 

"Men are often bad, but babies never are." ~ Louisa May Alcott 

"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child." ~ Tina Brown 

"Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds." ~ Sandra Scarr 

"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase." ~ Mark Twain 

"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it." ~ Frank A. Clark 

"We're not going to baby sit a civil war." ~ Barack Obama 

"A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." ~ Teresa Bloomingdale 

"Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn." ~ John Updike 

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart." ~ Jeremiah 

"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland." ~ Dave Barry 

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." ~ Ronald Reagan 

Quotes for New Baby Girl & Baby Boy

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door." ~ Jeff Foxworthy 

"There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place." ~ Virginia Clinton Kelley 

"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky." ~ Fran Lebowitz 

"God does not reveal himself in strength or power, but in the weakness and fragility of a newborn babe." ~ Pope Francis 

"Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave." ~ Samuel Hoffenstein 

"Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep." ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

"I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends." ~ Douglas Feaver 

"One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it." ~ Georges Courteline 

"Children are our most valuable natural resource." ~ Herbert Hoover 

Funny Captions for Baby Smile

"It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei." ~ Cindy Crawford 

"In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other." ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh 

"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies." ~ James M. Barrie 

"I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." ~ Robert Orben 

"Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility." ~ Kate Douglas Wiggin 

"If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'" ~ T. S. Eliot 

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger 

"Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents." ~ Shannon Fife 

"The joy in motherhood comes in moments. There will be hard times and frustrating times, but amid the challenges there are shining moments of joy and satisfaction." ~ M. Russell Ballard 

"Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!" ~ Mary Engelbreit 

"A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." ~ Bill Vaughan 

Baby Smile Captions for Instagram

"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child." ~ Loretta Lynn 

"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." ~ Charles Dickens 

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." ~ Natalie Wood 

"Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time." ~ P. J. O'Rourke 

"Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the everywhere and into here." ~ George MacDonald 

"Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me." ~ Mahalia Jackson 

"Every baby's first breath on Earth could be one of peace and love. Every mother should be healthy and strong. Every birth could be safe and loving. But our world is not there yet" ~ Robin Lim 

"Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful." ~ Charles Osgood 

Sleeping Baby Captions for Insta Pic

"I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby." ~ Celine Dion 

"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again." ~ Enid Bagnold 

"Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are." ~ Louisa May Alcott 

"The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting" ~ Mark Twain 

"Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other." ~ E. W. Howe 

"There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to father them." ~ Anthony Edwards 

"Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius." ~ May Sarton 

"Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of." ~ Amy Heckerling 

"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it." ~ Marshall McLuhan 

Best Captions for New Born Baby

"People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry." ~ Paul Reiser 

"You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself." ~ Truman Capote 

"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out." ~ Matthew Broderick 

"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething." ~ Mark Twain 

"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies." ~ Winston Churchill 

"An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful." ~ Queen Victoria 

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit." ~ Bill Cosby 

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant." ~ Steven Wright 

Instagram Captions for Cute Baby Smile

"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." ~ Kin Hubbard 

"No one likes change... but babies in diapers." ~ Barbara Johnson 

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." ~ Mark Twain 

"Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being brought up by him." ~ Erik Erikson 

"Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving." ~ Penelope Leach 

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new." ~ Rajneesh 

"The smile that flickers on a baby’s lips when he sleeps- does anyone know where it was born? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born in the dream of a dew-washed morning." ~ Rabindranath Tagore 

"What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all." ~ Benjamin Spock 

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