Best Instagram Captions
Short Captions For Instagram Pic
- I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- Be happy, it drives people crazy.
- No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
- Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
- Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
- I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
- Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
- You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
- Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
- Create your own sunshine.
- Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
- Start somewhere.
- If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
- Better an Oooops, than a what if.
- Life is too short for bad vibes.
- The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
- We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
- Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
Funny Instagram Captions
- Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
- They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
- My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
- Friday, my second favorite F word.
- Wine + dinner = winner
- I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
- Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
- If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
- They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
- For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
- Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
- When nothing goes right, go left.
- A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
- Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
- Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
- Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
- I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
- When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
- Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
- I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
- Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
- There’s no “we” in fries
- Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
- I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
- ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
- Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
- I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
- Today is a good day for cake.
- Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
Instagram Captions Lyrics
- I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild – Maïa Vidal – Our Place
- You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine
- “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” ― Bob Dylan
- We are the world, we are the children! – Michael Jackson
- “funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story” – Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key
- Be young, be dope, be proud. – Lana Del Rey, American
- “The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye…until we meet again” ― Jimi Hendrix
- “Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear”― Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon Jovi
- I want to be your rhythm – Despacito
- “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
- “All you need is love.” ― John Lennon
- “I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna, stop I’m gonna work harder.” – Destiny’s Child “Survivor”
- “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk “Harder, Better, Faster”
- I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
- All I really need is a passport.
- My passport gets me into trouble and out of trouble.
- If this politician or the other one wins the election, I am out of here. I don’t care about politics actually, I just want to travel.
Instagram Captions For Your Best Friends
- I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- You simply cannot do epic things with boring people
- Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
- No friendship is an accident.
- We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
- True friendship is never serene. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
- The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.
- A good friend wants to hear your stories. Your best friends are there to live with you!
- Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
- Let me tell you about my best friend.
- What a legend
- Friends are family.
- If you know, you know
- We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Business And Entrepreneur Instagram Captions
- Always push yourself.
- Push yourself, no one else is going to do it for you.
- Do not give up just because it got hard.
- If it would be easy, everybody would do it.
- Waking up early is so important, it gives you the opportunity to get ahead of everyone else.
- Escape the Ordinary.
Instagram Captions For Boys and Girls
- I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Life is too short for boring hair.
- When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
- Stay strong. Make them wonder why you are still smiling.
- Never be afraid of what you are going for.
- Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
- If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!
- I have never seen elegance go out of style.
- You and me, we are like a small gang!
- 3 Things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught and team-work on tests.
Instagram Captions For Winter
- Winter is the magical time of the year.
- Winter is not cold. It’s your clothing that’s bad.
- I love winter.
- Baby, it’s cold outside. Let’s stay in.
- I love the romantic feeling of a snowy winter day.
- When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
- Winter is coming.
- Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.
- I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
- The weather outside is so frightful but the wine is so delightful.
- My favorite activity in winter is going back inside... where it's warm
- Dear November. I am just using you to get to December.
- Winter wonderland.
- One kind word can warm three months of winter.
- Sweaters are blankets you can wear to work.
Instagram Captions For Summer
- Summer is my favorite time of the year.
- I am a summer girl.
- I am a summer boy.
- Smell the sea and see the sky.
- Summer forever, please.
- Why is the summer always so short?
- That summer feeling…
- It’s always summer somewhere in the world.
- I am never getting tired of blue skies and summer vibes.
- Summer vibes.
- You can never have too much beach.
- Best Summer Ever.
- Some of my best memories are made in flip flops.
- I wish I could wear Flip Flops to work.
- Toes in the sand, and a cocktail in the hand.
- Summer is a state of mind.
Sassy Instagram captions
- Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair!
- Life is a bitch. Learn how to fuck it.
- I liked it so it’s mine!
- I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
- Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
- I wish common sense was more common.
- It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
- I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.
- You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.
- Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.
- Rule #1: Never be number two!
- Be savage, not average
- The average is boring.
- Don’t be average be savage.
- I am sassy and I know it!
- The awkward moment when someone asks you “what’s wrong?” – and they are the problem.
Selfie Caption For Instagram (with friends)
- Duckface.
- Classic.
- Not everyone likes us. But not everyone matters.
- Believe in your #selfie
- Be yourself, there’s no one better.
- Eyes are never quiet
- Create your own happiness.
- Flowers grow back even when they are stepped on.
- Good times and tan lines.
- Smile big, laugh often.
- Catch flights, not feelings.
- Life is better when you’re laughing.
- If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
- A selfie a day keeps the doctor away!
- Self-love is the best love.
- It’s selfie o’clock
- It is selfie-time somewhere!
- Crazy hair, don’t care.
- I did NOT wake up like this.
- Coffee and confidence and camera.
- Take a ride on my energy.
Motivational Instagram Captions
- Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!
- “Get up, stand up! Don’t give up the fight!” – Bob Marley “Get Up Stand Up”
- Wish for it. Hope for it. Dream for it. But by all means: DO IT!
- Stay positive. Attitude is everything.
- Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
- But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all? – Bastille, Pompeii
- Only you can change your life. Nobody else can do it for.
- If it would be easy, everybody could do it!
- It is hard to fail completely when you are aiming for something big.
- If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
- Life is short. Do stuff that matters.
- Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
- Tomorrow is a day that never arrives.
- Tomorrow is a lovely excuse, isn’t it?!
- When you tell me “I can’t”, all I hear is blah blah.
- I feel like making dreams come true.
Instagram Captions For Success
- Success is a long road.
- Success is standing up one more time than you got knocked over.
- You only fail when you stop trying.
- Rome was not built in one day.
- Decide. Commit. Succeed.
- It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
- – Confucius
- Risking is better than regretting.
- Be a good person. But don’t waste time trying to prove it.
- #success
- What is a success?
- Liking yourself is a rebellious act.
- I never lose. I win or I learn.
- Life does not get easier. You just get stronger.
- One day you will thank yourself for not giving up.
- Tomorrow will never come. Do It. Now.
Instagram Captions For Couples
- Love is friendship set on fire. In a good way…
- You take me out of my comfort zone without making it uncomfortable.
- Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.
- I am a romantic fool, no doubt about that.
- You make me happy in a way no one else can.
- You are not only my partner, but you are also my best friend, my partner in crime…
- I want you today, tomorrow, next week, next year and for the rest of my life.
- Only with you, it’s special.
- You’re the avocado to my toast. And I love Avocados!
- If someone cares about you, you won’t ever have to wonder how they feel, they’ll constantly remind you.
- I love you more than chocolate.
- When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.
- The world is a book. Wanna read it together?
- My favorite part of the day is going to bed with you and to wake up next to you.
- I still remember our first kiss.
- I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
- Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.
- Together is my favorite place!
- A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.
- With you, it’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
- There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
- I want to be with you til my last page.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- My best love was chocolate. Then you came around.
- You are my today. And all of my tomorrows.
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