55+ Naughty Captions and Naughty Quotes for Insta Pic

Best Instagram Captions

Short Captions For Instagram Pic

• I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
• Be happy, it drives people crazy.
• No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
• Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
• Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
• I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
• Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
• You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
• Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
• Create your own sunshine.
• Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
• Start somewhere.
• If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
• Better an Oooops, than a what if.
• Life is too short for bad vibes.
• The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
• We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
• Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.

Funny Instagram Captions

• Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
• They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
• My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
• Friday, my second favorite F word.
• Wine + dinner = winner
• I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
• Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
• If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
• They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
• For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
• Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
• When nothing goes right, go left.
• A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
• Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
• Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
• Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
• I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
• When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
• Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
• I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
• Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
• There’s no “we” in fries
• Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
• I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
• ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
• Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
• I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
• Today is a good day for cake.
• Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

Instagram Captions Lyrics

• I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild – Maïa Vidal – Our Place
• You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine
• “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” ― Bob Dylan
• We are the world, we are the children! – Michael Jackson
• “funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story” – Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key
• Be young, be dope, be proud. – Lana Del Rey, American
• “The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye…until we meet again”  ― Jimi Hendrix
• “Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear”― Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon Jovi
• I want to be your rhythm – Despacito
• “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
• “All you need is love.” ― John Lennon
• “I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna,  stop I’m gonna work harder.” – Destiny’s Child “Survivor”
• “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk “Harder, Better, Faster”
• I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
• All I really need is a passport.
• My passport gets me into trouble and out of trouble.
• If this politician or the other one wins the election, I am out of here. I don’t care about politics actually, I just want to travel.

Instagram Captions For Your Best Friends

• I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
• You simply cannot do epic things with boring people
•  Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
• No friendship is an accident.
• We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
• True friendship is never serene. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
• The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.
• A good friend wants to hear your stories. Your best friends are there to live with you!
• Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
• Let me tell you about my best friend.
• What a legend
• Friends are family.
• If you know, you know
• We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Business And Entrepreneur Instagram Captions

• Always push yourself.
• Push yourself, no one else is going to do it for you.
• Do not give up just because it got hard.
• If it would be easy, everybody would do it.
• Waking up early is so important, it gives you the opportunity to get ahead of everyone else.
• Escape the Ordinary.

Instagram Captions For Boys and Girls

• I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
• Life is too short for boring hair.
• When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
• Stay strong. Make them wonder why you are still smiling.
• Never be afraid of what you are going for.
• Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
• If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!
• I have never seen elegance go out of style.
• You and me, we are like a small gang!
• 3 Things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught and team-work on tests.

Instagram Captions For Winter

• Winter is the magical time of the year.
• Winter is not cold. It’s your clothing that’s bad.
• I love winter.
• Baby, it’s cold outside. Let’s stay in.
• I love the romantic feeling of a snowy winter day.
• When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
• Winter is coming.
• Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.
• I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
• The weather outside is so frightful but the wine is so delightful.
• My favorite activity in winter is going back inside... where it's warm
• Dear November. I am just using you to get to December.
• Winter wonderland.
• One kind word can warm three months of winter.
• Sweaters are blankets you can wear to work.

Instagram Captions For Summer

• Summer is my favorite time of the year.
• I am a summer girl.
• I am a summer boy.
• Smell the sea and see the sky.
• Summer forever, please.
• Why is the summer always so short?
• That summer feeling…
• It’s always summer somewhere in the world.
• I am never getting tired of blue skies and summer vibes.
• Summer vibes.
• You can never have too much beach.
• Best Summer Ever.
• Some of my best memories are made in flip flops.
• I wish I could wear Flip Flops to work.
• Toes in the sand, and a cocktail in the hand.
• Summer is a state of mind.

Sassy Instagram captions

• Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair!
• Life is a bitch. Learn how to fuck it.
• I liked it so it’s mine!
• I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
• Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
• I wish common sense was more common.
• It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
• I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.
• You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.
• Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.
• Rule #1: Never be number two!
• Be savage, not average
• The average is boring.
• Don’t be average be savage.
• I am sassy and I know it!
• The awkward moment when someone asks you “what’s wrong?” – and they are the problem.

Selfie Caption For Instagram (with friends)

• Duckface.
• Classic.
• Not everyone likes us. But not everyone matters.
• Believe in your #selfie
• Be yourself, there’s no one better.
• Eyes are never quiet
• Create your own happiness.
• Flowers grow back even when they are stepped on.
• Good times and tan lines.
• Smile big, laugh often.
• Catch flights, not feelings.
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
• A selfie a day keeps the doctor away!
• Self-love is the best love.
• It’s selfie o’clock
• It is selfie-time somewhere!
• Crazy hair, don’t care.
• I did NOT wake up like this.
• Coffee and confidence and camera.
• Take a ride on my energy.

Motivational Instagram Captions

• Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!
• “Get up, stand up! Don’t give up the fight!” – Bob Marley “Get Up Stand Up”
• Wish for it. Hope for it. Dream for it. But by all means: DO IT!
• Stay positive. Attitude is everything.
• Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
• But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all? – Bastille, Pompeii
• Only you can change your life. Nobody else can do it for.
• If it would be easy, everybody could do it!
• It is hard to fail completely when you are aiming for something big.
• If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
• Life is short. Do stuff that matters.
• Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
• Tomorrow is a day that never arrives.
• Tomorrow is a lovely excuse, isn’t it?!
• When you tell me “I can’t”, all I hear is blah blah.
• I feel like making dreams come true.

Instagram Captions For Success

• Success is a long road.
• Success is standing up one more time than you got knocked over.
• You only fail when you stop trying.
• Rome was not built in one day.
• Decide. Commit. Succeed.
• It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
• – Confucius
• Risking is better than regretting.
• Be a good person. But don’t waste time trying to prove it.
• #success
• What is a success?
• Liking yourself is a rebellious act.
• I never lose. I win or I learn.
• Life does not get easier. You just get stronger.
• One day you will thank yourself for not giving up.
• Tomorrow will never come. Do It. Now.

Instagram Captions For Couples

• Love is friendship set on fire. In a good way…
• You take me out of my comfort zone without making it uncomfortable.
• Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.
• I am a romantic fool, no doubt about that.
• You make me happy in a way no one else can.
• You are not only my partner, but you are also my best friend, my partner in crime…
• I want you today, tomorrow, next week, next year and for the rest of my life.
• Only with you, it’s special.
• You’re the avocado to my toast. And I love Avocados!
• If someone cares about you, you won’t ever have to wonder how they feel, they’ll constantly remind you.
• I love you more than chocolate.
• When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.
• The world is a book. Wanna read it together?
• My favorite part of the day is going to bed with you and to wake up next to you.
• I still remember our first kiss.
• I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
• Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.
• Together is my favorite place!
• A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.
• With you, it’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
• There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
• I want to be with you til my last page.
• I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
• My best love was chocolate. Then you came around.
• You are my today. And all of my tomorrows.

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