100+ BEST Happy New Year 2023 Captions and Quotes

Short Happy New Year Captions for Instagram and Cool Happy New Year Instagram Quotes For Girls and Boys in 2023 (Copy-Paste).

Short Happy New Year Captions for Instagram and Cool Happy New Year Instagram Quotes For Girls and Boys in 2023 (Copy-Paste).

New Year's Day is a holiday that is celebrated on January 1st in many countries around the world. It marks the start of a new year according to the Gregorian calendar, which is the most widely used calendar system in the world.

New Year's Day is often celebrated with parties, fireworks, and other festivities. Many people make resolutions, or goals, for the new year, such as to eat healthier, exercise more, or save money. Some people also celebrate by participating in cultural traditions, such as making noise with pots and pans to drive away evil spirits or eating certain foods that are believed to bring good luck.

In many countries, New Year's Day is a public holiday, and people have the day off from work and school. It is a time for people to come together with friends and family to celebrate the start of a new year and to look forward to the future.

Happy New Year 2023 Captions and Quotes For Instagram



Happy New Year 2023 Captions and Quotes For Instagram

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

Wishing you a happy and healthy new year. May all your dreams come true.

Cheers to the new year. May all of your wildest dreams come true.

Hey, Happy #newyear ! I’m looking forward to this new year filled with all kinds of fun surprises!

We’re welcoming the new year with open arms tonight. We have no idea what to expect from it and we couldn’t be more excited. Happy New Year!

Another year, another opportunity to do better. Happy new year✨

Happy New Year! Here’s to making even more awesome memories together in beyond.

There is a new year ahead, a new start, a chance to make your mark. Now’s the time to set your goals and stick to them πŸ™‚

Cheers 🍾 to Wishing you a new year filled with the best!

Here’s to all the moments that made this year as great as it was. Here’s to new beginnings…πŸ‘ŠπŸΌπŸŽ‰

It’s hard to believe it’s been a decade! So excited for the future and all that the new year will bring!

The new year is waiting for you, and it wants to get to know you. It’s going to be so good.

Happy New Year! May the new year bring you joy, health and happiness. Wishing you the best year.

Sometimes one year isn’t enough to sum up all the things you feel. Happy new year, everyone!

Happy New Year. May this year treat you well. Cheers to us living our best lives😍

Wishing you an adventurous new year.

Who’s ready for the New Year and all it brings?

Leave your worries behind and resolve to have a fantastic year

Happy New Year! May  be the best year yet. πŸ˜€

May all your resolutions come true this year! Happy New Year! πŸ˜ƒπŸŽ‰

They say you plan your year by the month of January. They also say it’s okay to spend a new year’s eve in PJs binge watching “Desperate Housewives”. Happy New Year!

Say hello to a brand-new you in the new year

I hope your new year is off to a great start. Here’s to happy and healthy. #allthefeels

Here’s to endless possibilities, endless opportunity and endless fun. Happy New Year

Happy New Year! It’s time to kickstart your resolutions with a NYE celebration.

Happy new year! We are so excited for what this new year will bring us and you. 😊❤πŸ—½

Happy New Year! Wishing you lots of laughter, love, and time spent with the people who matter most.

 

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Wishing you a happy new year from us to you! 🎊🍾

Wishing all of my readers a new year full of health, love, and happiness πŸ™‚

You know, it’s a pretty good year to start fresh…but with more of the same.

Let the night lights guide you on your journey into the new year. May  turn out to be the best year of your life.

Happy new year,is here and we’re pumped. Here’s to another awesome year with you. ❤️πŸŽ‰

Wishing all of you a prosperous and joyful new year

It’s a new year. Make your first step a big one.

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and feeling grateful for the amazing year we’ve had. Thanks for being a part of it with us!

You’re not the same person you were one year ago. You’ve evolved into someone better, stronger, and taller. Happy New Year!

Happy new year! Let’s make every day count.

We’re excited for a new year of fresh ideas and innovations. Happy New Year!

Here’s to living every day as if it’s your first. Wishing everyone a happy new year!

Bring on the new year. But before you do, enjoy this one just a little bit more.

Make this new year sparkle like glitter and champagne. Cheers baby here we go πŸ‘―‍♀️πŸŽ‰

Happy new year. Here’s to all the opportunities that will bring usπŸΎπŸ‘

Cheers to the new year and all the awesomeness it has in store. Wishing you all a sweet New Year Moments.

Happy New Year! Let’s do it all.

Happy New Year! May you have a year full of new inspirations and adventures, new challenges and accomplishments. 🎊🍾

Enjoy the magic of new year

New Year, New Stride

A toast to the new year, filled with fun and love

Let the celebrations begin!

New Year’s eve is just the time for you to be on your feed, but celebrate minutes before new year!

Wish you all the love, success and wealth in these New Years

Every year is so different. It’s just like every day.

May all your New Years resolutions last as long as my hair extensions

Last call πŸ˜‚. Cheers to everything we accomplished together this year, and here’s to an even better Happy New Year!

The best part about new year is getting all the benefits of being in the New Year

Celebrating this new year, with a bucket of champagne, a bouquet of roses, and our love ..Happy New Year.

New Year, New Kiss: what a sweet way to start the year πŸ˜‰

I can’t wait to lose myself in you this New Year πŸ’•

This year was fun but now it’s time to turn off the lights, kiss and say: see you later #HappyNewYear

We are blooming like flowers this new year. Here’s to another year of great times ahead as husband and wife!

Let’s make it a resolution to spend more time in the kitchen together. Happy New Year, sweetheart. ☀

Happy New Year, honey!

May your new year be filled with joy and happiness, allowing you to make your best contribution to the world. Happy New Year!

On this New Year, may you have warmth in your heart & shining light of love in your eyes 😘

 

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To an even sweeter year than the last. Here’s to falling in love all over again. ☮

A fresh new Year is coming, a clean slate to explore the endless possibilities and new beginnings with some oldπŸ’‘

It’s a new year and I can do whatever I put my mind to

Say it loud and proud—Happy New Year!

Wishing you a productive new year! πŸš€

HAPPY NEW YEAR! All the best for you, your time and family.

Happy New Year from all of us at ____. We’re excited to ring in with you!

May the New Year be filled with lots of fun times with the ones you love #HappyNewYear

Wishing you peace, love, and happiness in the new year. #HappyNewYear

Celebrate a new year. Always. πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

Get excited—the new year is in sight! πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ

Wishing all a very happy new year with the hope of a fruitful, joyful and peaceful life.😁

May this new year bring you happiness, health and everything else you wish for!

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope you reach your full potential and live a remarkable life πŸ™Œ.

Wishing you a wonderful new year and an amazing Let’s do this.

To the stars who shine brightly on us, To the spirits of all those loved and lost. May we continue to build on a year full of joy and success. Let’s make it a blast. Happy New Year!

A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands. It’s your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. What will you do with this opportunity?

It’s all about living in the moment. From now on, let’s all resolve to stop saying

“resolutions”, and just say new year’s “intentions”.

Let’s celebrate endings—because they precede new beginnings

Cheers to a new year, resolutions, and another chance to get it right

Cheers to starting fresh and putting last year behind us. New challenges, new possibilities.

May you only do what you truly want to do this new year

Let’s start the new year off right — with a healthy dose of optimism πŸ’«

You can’t have a happy New Year without your friends, and you can’t have a happy New

Year without ‪#‎bubbles‬. So cheers this New Year!

Wishing you love, joy, and happiness for the start of a new year! ✨🎈☃️

Happy New Year, baby. May our lives grow sweet like chocolate and spicy like chili 🍭πŸ”₯

What a year… I’m so glad to have spent it with you. πŸ’— Happy New Year! πŸŽ‰

So much to look forward to in the year ahead. Happy New Year, my love!

May all your wishes come true in the New Year and that next year brings you nothing short of happiness

Wishing you a happy new year and all the best for the future πŸ˜‰πŸŒ•

As we welcome this new year together, I hope that you will always remember my love for you is forever

May the end of this year bring you the happiness you deserve in the new one

May the new year be as hot as you πŸ”₯🍾

Let the night lights guide you on your journey into the new year. May turn out to be the best year of your life.

A new year just means new challenges

When you make a New Year resolution, and you keep it. We love that feeling.

A new year is a chance to be grateful for the best from the past and to press on towards positive achievements in the future

No matter how dark and cold a winter day, spring will be spring eternal. There is always

hope and reason to celebrate small victories in life. Have a wonderful new year ahead!

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one

Don’t wait until the new year to start a new you. Change starts now

Happy New Year! It’s been a long time since I’ve updated my Instagram.

Stay cool, calm, and collected as we move into the new year. Just keep breathing.

Happy new year. is here and we’re pumped. Here’s to another awesome year with you. ❤️πŸŽ‰

 

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Wishing all of you a prosperous and joyful new year

It’s a new year. Make your first step a big one.

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and feeling grateful for the amazing year we’ve had. Thanks for being a part of it with us!

You’re not the same person you were one year ago. You’ve evolved into someone better, stronger, and taller. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! May be full of exciting adventures 🎊🌏

New year, new you. Here’s to a fresh start. 🍾

May the new year be filled with lots of ups, a healthy dose of downs, and everything in between. 😎

Wishing you all the joy and love the season brings, plus a little something extra from last year: A happy new year!

Cheers to another year of good things to come!

Feeling hopeful about what this new year will bring, but grateful for all that gave us.

Empty notebooks waiting to be filled. A new year, just waiting to be experienced.

Wishing you a successful, gratifying and joyful new year. May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

I hope this new year is better than the last…

Wishing you all a year of good health, happiness and prosperity #nye

Happy New year! Now that it’s a fresh start of the new year, let’s make resolutions to better ourselves in any way that we can.

We only get one life to live and I don’t want to waste any of it with negativity.

Let’s turn this into a happy, healthy, and amazing year for us all

Sending you lots of joy and wishes for a sweet new year, with healthy eating and lots of laughter!

Let’s make this year memorable πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰

HAPPY Here’s to a year of new adventures, learning and always being open to new things. Happy New Year!

Here's wishing each and every one of you an awesome year. Happy New Year!

Hope this new year is filled with health, love, prosperity and loads of fun!

Here's hoping that the new year brings us lots of new and exciting opportunities in our lives. This new year will be our year. Happy New Year!

Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a Happy New Year. May peace, love, and prosperity follow you always.

Change your clock, change your chances. Happy New Year! πŸ’°

We’re so excited for #New Year We can’t wait to see what the new year brings πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚ ❤️

Happy New Year from our family to yours

Cheers to a happy and healthy πŸ₯‚ #HappyNewYear

Happy New Year Everyone! May be filled with blessings, joy and happiness!

Let’s make the best year yet! It all starts with a great selfie 😎

Throw ‘em back, ring in the new year, and don’t forget to live it up.

Bringing in the new year with all our love. Happy New Year! πŸŽ‰

 

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Wishing you all the best for the New Year. It’s going to be a wonderful year for all of us!

Wish you a very happy new year.

Wishing you all of the happiness in this brand new year!

Happy New Year! We’ll see you in New Year.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous New Year!

Happy New Year Everyone! May bring you new fashion, adventure and wanderlust

The year is full of opportunities

This is the beginning of a beautiful new year

"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.

Ringing in the New Year with vision.

The New Year is a time for reconciliation, forgiveness and mostly of hope. The New Year is a clean slate to start fresh with.

Another year is gone. Smile as it fadeth fast away.

The cycle of new year eves never-ending trend; for a good reason πŸ€“

Here’s to celebrating all the endings in your life this New Year. May they only be beginnings of what’s yet to come πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰

I prefer to look at the end of a year like a passage into a good new book, every chapter leading to higher things

Wishing you nothing but the best new year, no matter where life takes you ❤️

New Year’s Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality

I love you more today than I loved you yesterday. And I will love you more tomorrow than I love you today. Happy New Year, My Love!

I am looking forward to the morning after New year’s Eve when I wake up next to you! Happy New Year!

If I had three wishes to make; I would wish to be with you always, to love you always and to have your heart always. Happy New Year!

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Let’s start off the New Year being immediately thankful we’re not in Times Square.

“May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”

“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”

“I would quit drinking Champagne for my New Year’s resolution, but nobody likes a quitter.”

 

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I wanted to make sure I looked nice when I met the new year.

The New Year is a time for fresh starts, resolutions and new beginnings.

May you and your family have a prosperous new year ahead with great health, wealth, and happiness. May  be even better than last year.

If you ever need an excuse to throw a get-together with your girls, use this one: the year is young, so are we! Happy New Year.

Time for some fresh starts and new years resolutions πŸ’ͺ🏻

Happy New Year! Cheers to a successful.

Happy New Year from all of us to all of you! We can’t wait to see what has in store.

Hello New Year Here’s to the good life, and all of the joy, laughter, and adventures it brings us. See you in a year πŸ‘‹πŸ€—

New Year, New You.

πŸŽ‰Wishing you a fantastic new year filled with happiness, health and success. ❤️🍾

Subtle spice, smooth sweetness. Hope your new year is a sweet one πŸ‚πŸŽ…πŸ»

Happy festive season and happy new year!

Happy New Year everyone! Here’s to doing things better in the new year. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Ž

Cheers to the New Year and all of the opportunities it brings. It’s time to shine!

Happy New Year! May the year ahead be filled with endless possibilities and endless opportunities.

"I thought one of the perks of having a family was that you didn't have to spend New

Year's Eve alone with Chinese food… I am alone with Chinese food."

Wishing you an earthy, grounding and blissful New Year.

Wishing you a new year filled with joy, laughter and love. Happy New Year!

Here's wishing that the new year will bring joy, love, peace, and happiness to you.

Wishing you a Happy New Year, from our family to yours!

Happy New Year to you and your family! I hope this year will bring warmth of love and positivity in your life.

I wish yΞΏu and your dear ones a happy, prosperous and blissful new year. May this year be your year!

May you explore wonderful opportunities

May this year bring you success and happiness

Happy New Year!

It's time to pray for prosperity and health

May this New Year bring bliss to your life

#New Year wishes dear!

#New year. overdue.

#New year, new ‘tude.

#New gear, new shoes!

#New beer, you choose!

#New year, old news!

#New year, who dis

#New year, new flair.

#New career, new views.

#New year? You choose.

#New year. Wahoo!

#New year. Renew.

#New year, same crew.

# Wouldnt have it any other way.

#True gear, true you.

#New year, new fear.

#New year, new gear.

#New year, more clear

#New year, new—no.

#Epic

#Unforgettable

#Yes

#Throwback

#Now

#Pop

#Bam.

#Do it

#Fierce

#Fearless

#Goals

#Mood

#Progress

#Arrived

#Clink

 

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Wishing you all a happy new year! May this be the best year yet. 😎🌏

Thankful for all of the dreams that came true, and looking forward to the great year ahead. Wishing you a happy and healthy new year! πŸ€—

Hey, new year – we’re ready to start something really awesome. Let’s do it together.

Wishing you a very happy new year πŸ€—

Live deeply, Laugh hard. Love truly. Speak kindly. Care deeply πŸ™πŸ’―

Don’t share a new year resolution, share a January resolution and encourage your followers to do the same.

One new year. 12 new chapters to grow. 365 new opportunities to act.

We’re going to make a year we can’t believe happened, together. Happy new year!

Here’s to the new year full of possibilities

It’s a new year, make it count!

I hope that this new year will be the best year of your life. May all your hopes are fulfilled and all your dreams come true. Happy New Year!

May the 12 months of the New Year be full of new achievements for you. May the days be filled with eternal happiness for you and your family! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year and thanks for a great year,Looking forward to an even better #newyear #happyholidays

Happy New Year! We wish you a very happy, healthy, and prosperous.

May you have a fantastic New Year ahead— fun, safe, and happy!

Wishing you fun adventures this holiday season and bright new year! πŸ˜ƒπŸŽ… ❤️

Happy New Year! Wishing you joy, health and happiness in the year ahead.

“The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written.”

Happy New Year to you and yours from me and mine.

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Keep the smile, leave the tear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, think of joy, forget the fear and be joyous ’cause it’s new year. Happy New Year!

New Year, New Feels, New Chances, Same Dreams, Fresh Starts.

“Kissing the old year out/Kissing the new year in”

“I'm singing carpe diem/ I'm saying seize the day/ Come on, let's live forever/ It's New Year's Day”

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

“I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.”

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Wish you get all the success this year. Hope that joy and success follow you in every sector of life.

My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year. How would I know? I don’t have vision.

New Year’s Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.

My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full

May the new year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness.

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."

Old out, new in! We send you our best wishes for better days.

I wish you a happy new year despite these difficult times. We really wish things were

different and we could visit! Happy New Year!

New year. Same me. Bigger Goals.

 

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365 new days, 365 new chances.

Sparkling into the new year like …

We hope that the New Year brings good luck and prosperity to your family and that in time the world will be a safe place again. Take care and see you soon on Zoom! Happy New Year!

"In our perfect ways. In the ways we are beautiful. In the ways we are human. We are here. Happy New Year’s. Let’s make it ours."

May all your troubles last as long as my New Years’ resolutions! Happy New Year!

May you find success, happiness and everything your heart desires.

May all your wildest dreams manifest You got this! Happy New Year!

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

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I’m ready for midnight kisses that lead to New Year’s wishes.

New year. New feels. New chances. Same dreams.

Happy New Year! May this year be the start of a new chapter in which you write your own story! Happy New Year!

"Raise your glass and we'll have a cheer, My dear acquaintance, a happy new year, happy new year."

Even in these difficult times, we must keep our courage and pray for better tomorrows.

As we bid adieu , here's hoping that the new year brings all of us peace and happiness.

Wishing you and your family a Happy New Year.

May you fill your New Year with new adventures, accomplishments, and learnings! Happy New Year.

Wishing you and yours some well-deserved downtime and a very happy new year to come.

May the New Year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness. Happy New Year!

May your new year sparkle brighter than the Times Square ball."

Set yourself up for success in the new year

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”

“New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.”

“New year, new adventures.”

"Sip me, baby, one more time."

I think it’s time we see other people."

“The new year will be here in a Prosecco.”

“This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.”

New year, same me. Big goals.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My New Year’s resolution is to feel this fab every day.”

New Year, New You. Let’s make it happen.

Wishing you a new year full of all the happiness and joys life has to offer! Happy New Year!

 

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Make this New Year your best year yet!

"In our perfect ways. In the ways we are beautiful. In the ways we are human. We are here. Happy New Year’s. Let’s make it ours."

Who’s ready for a brand new year?! Still recovering from the holiday hangover, but we’re ready to hit the ground running and make super πŸ’―

Wishing everyone a prosperous new year with blessings to follow.

Happy New Year. May your year be filled with warmth and joy. Here’s to a happy new year! πŸ˜€

As we embrace each change that comes our way, let us remember to treasure the simple joys of life. Happy New Year.

Blessed to have you in my life! Another year, another happy new year.

Wishing you a joyous new year 🎊

A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hand. It’s your chance to write a beautiful story. Happy New Year

Happy new year and stay inspired to take on the world.

Gearing up to make my best year yet πŸŽ‰ #keepinitreal

Here’s to a new year that finds us as strong and beautiful as we feel πŸ‘‘

Can’t wait to start this new year off right!

"The magic in new beginnings is truly the most powerful of them all."

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."

Some people swear there’s no beauty left in the world, no magic. Then, how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night to celebrate the hope of a new year?

Wishing you all a revitalizing, successful, positive and fulfilling new year ❤️πŸΎπŸš€

Wishing you peace, love, and laughter in the new year.

"I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day."

Looking forward to all the great things to do in this new year. Here’s to it!🍾

Jumping into the new year with a fresh perspective πŸ˜ƒ

Nothing makes new year parties better than liquor

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”

My New Year's resolution is to not have one.

Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss.

I’m ready for midnight kisses that lead to New Year's wishes.

Wishing you a Happy New Year! As we turn the page, let’s all make an effort to be better and stronger.

Let’s welcome the new year with a two-part resolution:

#ResolveToKeepOnSmiling and #ResolveToKeepOnSweating πŸ’ƒπŸ½

Happy New Year! Let’s make it a great one #nophotoshop

Happy New Year from our cozy little fireside lounge to yours πŸŽŠπŸŽ†

Here’s to a new year of epic adventures

May your new year be merry and bright πŸ‘¬ ❄️ 🎁 πŸŽ…

Only 364 days before we see each other again! 🍻

A healthy way to start your new year…

It’s the season for new beginnings—what are you looking forward to creating, Hope your new year is fantastic. ✨

Jingle all the way, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Here’s to a happy new year! 🀩

Wishing you all a healthy and prosperous new year πŸŽ‰πŸ™

Blow out those candles and make your wishes, because the future is looking bright. Happy New Year!

Wishing you all a fabulous, fruitful and bright New Year 🎊

Celebrating this time of year by eating cake to our heart’s content. Happy New Year!
New Year, New me.

My new year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my new year’s resolution.

Cheers to the new year!

Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve by making many pour decisions.

New year. New feels. New chances. Same dreams.

New year. Same me. Bigger Goals.

A new year is a chance to start over.

Let’s ring in the new year! πŸŽ‰ Have a glass of celebratory bubbly for us.

 

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New year, same me because I’m already perfect.

Cheers to another year! Here's to whatever comes next.

New year. Same me. Bigger goals

"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man."

"Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction."

New Year. New You. Let’s do this.

Happy New Year, everyone!

A fresh start for all of us. Wishing you a happy new year

Wishing you every milestone in this new year ❤️πŸ† #HappyNewYear

Happy New Year! Let’s start the year right by going to the gym!

New Year. New Broom. Get ready to sweep away and make your very best New year.

Looking forward to a new year full of science, progress and success

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."

May happiness surround you all as we enter a great new year ahead

Another year is at the door! Happy New Year

We don’t know what the new year will bring, but we can be sure it will bring fresh opportunities and new adventures to enjoy.

I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.

New Year. New Goals. Same Drive.

On New Years just remember: If your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.

"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."

"My New Year's resolution is to not have one."

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution, but I hate losing.

The New Year is about moving forward not forgetting.

"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."

Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square ... and year after year, they drop the ball.

My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!

Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve? Because 9, 8, 7 .

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.

New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.

went by like a blur. My New Year's resolution must have been too low.

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ... With either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

"I want your midnights, but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day."

Sparkling into the new year like …

 

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