98+ Scary & Funny Halloween Captions and Quotes

Scary Halloween Captions for Instagram and Funny Halloween 2023 Quotes For Girls and Boys (Copy-Paste).

Scary Halloween Captions for Instagram and Funny Halloween 2024 Quotes For Girls and Boys (Copy-Paste).

Halloween is a holiday that is celebrated on October 31st, especially in the United States and Canada. It is a time when people dress up in costumes, decorate their homes and neighborhoods, and participate in various Halloween-themed activities.

Halloween has its origins in ancient Celtic traditions, and it was traditionally a time when people believed that the boundary between the living and the dead was blurred. Today, Halloween is primarily a secular holiday that is associated with spooky and supernatural themes, such as ghosts, witches, and monsters.

There are many ways to celebrate Halloween, depending on personal preference and cultural traditions. Common Halloween activities include trick-or-treating (going door-to-door to collect treats), carving jack-o'-lanterns, telling ghost stories, and attending costume parties. Many people also enjoy decorating their homes and yards with spooky decorations, such as fake spider webs, carved pumpkins, and skeletons.

Halloween Instagram Captions and Quotes for 2023

Halloween Instagram Captions and Quotes for 2024

Hot ghoul Halloween.

Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us.

Happy Halloween to all!

I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare."

Now, to get home before midnight... πŸ‘ πŸŽƒ

Best costume πŸ† goes to...

Promise I won't πŸ‘» you.

'Til πŸ’€do us part.

HπŸŽƒppy HπŸŽƒlloween!

You look bπŸŽƒπŸŽƒtiful tonight.

The πŸŽƒ πŸ‘‘ of Halloween.

Who you gonna πŸ“ž? πŸ‘»busters!

Trapped in my πŸ•Έ

πŸ‘€ on that best costume πŸ†

Keep your 🐾 off my 🍬

The cutest πŸŽƒ in the patch.

πŸ‘‘ of screams.

Who πŸ‘» there?

HπŸŒ•wling at the mπŸŒ•πŸŒ•n!

It's showtime."

"Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any."

"Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends."

"We've all got both light and dark inside us..."

"I'm a mouse, duh."

"You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!"

"There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!"

I'll never πŸ‘» you.

You're πŸ’€ to me.

'Til πŸ’€ do us part.

I need to be home before midnight...πŸ‘ πŸŽƒ

#Twinning πŸ‘―

We have a new πŸŽƒ in the patch!

Sorry I'm ⚰, I have a cold.

Who you gonna πŸ“ž? πŸ‘»busters!

Extreme makeover.

This witch likes wine.

No tricks, just treats!

Keep calm and scare on.

New face, who 'dis?

I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine

I'm the ghostest with the mostest.

I'm a haunt mess.


Orange you excited for Halloween?

In the Halloween spirits!

Creepin' it real.

Fangs for the memories.

No tricks, just treats.

Who run the world? Ghouls.


Halloween Captions Instagram 2024

Not every witch lives in Salem.

Having a bloody good time!

Oh my ghouls!

If you've got it, haunt it.

Meet my boo crew.

New face, who 'dis?

Can be bribed with candy.

Bugs and hisses to my witches!

Too ghoul for school.

Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

You bewitch me!

Happy Howl-oween!

Have a very scary Halloween!

Love at first bite.

Are you afraid of the dark?

Keep calm and scare on.

Every day should be Halloween!

Halloween night is simply bewitching.

Everyday should be Halloween.

Feeling witchy on All Hallows' Eve.

Bad to the bone.

With my boo crew.

Ghostest with the mostest."

"Just witchful thinking."

"Demons are a ghouls best friend."

"Bugs and hisses."

"The ghostess with the mostest."

"Too cute to spook."

"I’m here for the boos."

"I can't be held responsible for stolen candy."

"Happy Halloween, witches!"

"Witch way to the candy?"

"This is where the magic happens."

"Be witched!"

"Trick or treat yo’self!"

"If the broom fits, fly it."

"Cutest pumpkin in the patch."

"Swish swish, witch."

"Too gourd to be true."

"Get in, loser. We're going haunting."

"Creep it real."

"Boo Felicia."

"If you've got it, haunt it."

"Witch better have my candy."

"Trick or treat yo' self."

"Witch, please."

"What's up my witches?"

"Hey boo-tiful."

"If you think I'm a witch, you should meet my sister."

"Basic witch."

"Never fully dressed without a wand."

"Boil and bubble."

"I'm from a whole other world, a different dimension."

"Can't wait until the moon is full."

"Drop dead gorgeous."

"It's alive!"

"Forever your Zom-bae."

"You're just not my (blood) type."

"I do not say, 'Bleh bleh bleh!'"


"Only a little bit batty."


"If I ghost you after tonight, you know why."

"Wig snatched."

"Girl (super)power!"

"I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

"Hocus Pocus and chill?"

"Seeing in Wandavision"

"Low-key looking like Loki"

"Fangs for the memories."

"Where my ghouls at?"

"Bow down witches."

"Ghouls just want to have fun."

"Resting witch face."


Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

"Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke."

Wishing you a haunting night.

Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.

I've been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.

"Be afraid, be very afraid."

"Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it."

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare."

There's only 365 day left 'til next Halloween!"

"Amuck, amuck, amuck."

"It's alive!"

"Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?"

Very superstitious, writing's on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders 'bout to fall."

"Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye."

"We're all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I'll still be happy, forever Halloween."

"Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch."

"They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky, the Addams Family."

"Must be the season of the witch."

"In ghoul company."

"I'm boo'd up."

"Feelin' fang-cy."

"You say witch like it's a bad thing."

"New mask, who dis?"

"I"m such a haunt mess."



Halloween Instagram Captions For Couples

"Hot ghoul Halloween."

"I am the pumpkin king!"

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare."

"There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!"

"Halloween is cool."

"Some people are born for Halloween."

"On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be."

"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, 'tonight is Halloween!

"When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers 'tis near Halloween."

"Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat."

"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night."

"I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner."

"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us."

"Eat, drink, and be scary!"

I'm here for the boos. πŸ‘»πŸΈ


Resting witch face.

Bad to the bone.

New face, who 'dis?


Drop-dead gorgeous.

My boo thangs. πŸ‘»

Let's get ~spooky~

Happy spooky szn!

Channeling our inner bad witch.

Hanging with my ghoulfriends.

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

"No tricks, just treats!"

"If the broom fits, fly it!"

"These are my boos."

“Bite me”

“Sweet like candy”

“I’ve seen Stranger Things”


Cute Halloween Captions

"Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy."

You're just my (blood) type.

What's up, pumpkin? πŸŽƒπŸ§‘

You're the treat to my trick.

I'm happy you didn't ghost me because now you're my boo.

You really make me *bat* my eyes.

Me and my boo.

"Having a bloody good time."

“Pick your poison”

“Straight Outta Salem”

There's a little bit of devil in her eyes.

This witch likes wine.

I'm a mouse, duh.

Sorry, you just don't seem like my blood type.

100 percent that witch.

There’s a new cat on the block.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

I don't need no body.

Every angel has a devilish side.

Catch me on the dark side.

Angel by day. Devil by night.

I'm the ghostest with the mostest.

Hot ghoul Halloween.

Batty for you, babe.

Too gourd to be true.

Witch, please.

May your Halloween be as on point as your makeup.

I put a spell on you.

Eat, drink, and be SCARY!

The night might be frightful but don’t forget to have fun!

Happy Fright Night!

Having a Thriller night!

Witching you a Happy Halloween.

You scream, we scream, we all scream for Halloween!

Pumped for pumpkins.

Trick or treat yourself!

Ghouls just want to have fun.

Bats off to you!

Turns out I'm 100% that witch

I'm a witch, I'm a boss

Resting witch face

Fame and witches

You better work, witch

Hangin with my witches

Wicked cute

Keep calm & carry a wand

What up, witches?

Basic witch

I'll be witchin' you

Bad witch / good witch

I'm gonna have a witch fit

Witch way to the party?

Witch better have my candy

Witch and famous

Witch, please

If the broom fits...

It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.

"Son of a nutcracker!"

Up to snow good.

The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this Christmas.

"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind."

All spruced up.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Christmas is the one day a year that I'm a morning person.

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

There's snow place like home.

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

"May your days be merry and bright."

RGF: Resting Grinch face.

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup."

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.

Consider this post my digital Christmas card.


Short Halloween Quotes For Instagram

"Get in loser, we’re going haunting”

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare."

“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!”

“I see dead people.”

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

“Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare.”

Trick or treat yourself to this cuteness

Feeling pawsitively boo-tiful.

Gettin' in the Halloween spirit. πŸ‘»

Witch way are the treats?

Did someone say spooky szn?

You better work, witch.

Can every day be Halloween??

Best time of the year. 🧑

Be afraid, babe.

Felt spooky, might delete.

Spooked ya!

Halloween puns are so corny.

“Wanna play?”

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.”

“Never trust the living.”

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

"Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!"

Too gourd to be true."


Spooky Captions For Instagram

"Creepin' it real."

"Boo Felicia."

"If you've got it, haunt it.

“Bad and BOOgie”

"Ghouls just wanna have fun!"

"Absolutely fa-boo-lous."

"Fangs for the memories."

"Hanging with my boos."

"I’m just here for the boos."

"Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about."

"Witch way to the candy?"

"Fiends for life."

"I'm the πŸ‘‘ of Halloween."

"Who you gonna πŸ“ž? πŸ‘»busters!"

"Here for the bπŸ‘»πŸ‘»ze."

"You're πŸ’€ to me."

Bow down, witches.

Too gourd to be true.

I’m the ghostest with the mostest.

If you got it, haunt it.

Queen of the damned.

Happy Halloween, witches!

"He's trapped in my πŸ•Έ"

"Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?"

Witch, please


“This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” The Nightmare Before Christmas

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

"Some people are born for Halloween.”

“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.”

“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’”

Too ghoul for school.

Eat, drink, and be merry.

I’m a savage. Creepy, eerie, scary!

Have a spook-tacular Halloween.

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Pumpkin spice and everything fright!

Hanging with my boos.

Ready, set, ghoul

“I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.”

“I put a spell on you because you're mine.”

“I want candy!”

“When we all fall asleep, where do we go?”

"They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they're all together ooky...”

Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it…”

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Scream queen

Ghostess with the mostest

=Ghouls just wanna have fun

Hangin with my ghouls

Ghouls night


New year, new adventures.

Sip, sip, hooray!

Eight nights of light.

Let's get halloweird

Trick or treat-yo-self

I drive (broom) stick

Bad and boo-jee

Hangin with my boo

Just me and my boos

Boo thang


Mama's lil' boo

I'm here for the boos

Just boo it

Witch, I'm fa-boo-lous

Little boo-rito

Best boos by my side

Hello boo-tiful

Boo-gie all night long

I'd never ghost my boo

We boo-long together

Boos looking spook-tacular

"Let me be Frank, I stein Halloween."

I'm here for the boos.”

Pick your poison.” — Lil Durk

“Witch, please!”

No tricks, just treats!

Extreme makeover

What's up, pumpkin?

He's a handsome little devil


Double, double toil and trouble!

Bad to the bone

Are you afraid of the dark?

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story

Something wicked this way comes

Mischief managed

Everything’s better with a little magic.

No tricks, just treats!

New face, who 'dis?

This is where the magic happens

Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!

Caution! Black cat crossing

Too cute to spook.

Be witched!

Creature feature

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine

I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

“A wicked good time.”

“Hocus pocus, we need wine to focus.”

“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.”

“Trick or treat yo' self.”

“I’m ready to start my June chapter.”

“Summer, I’m so ready for you.”

“Don’t tell me June is almost over. Julying.”

“I’m dismayed that it’s now June.”

“June, I’m glad to sea you.”

“It’s aboat time for June.”

“Don’t forget to seas the day.”

“Drink up, witches.”

Resting witch face

Only bad witches can drive stick

Too ghoul for school

Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Ghostest with the mostest

Ready, set, ghoul!

If the broom fits, fly it

You look better with the mask on

You make me batty

Truly fa-BOO-lous

“Let's get spooky.”

Hot ghoul Halloween

Had a spooktacular night!

Life is gourd

Too gourd to be true

Have a fang-tastic night!

I can't be held responsible for stolen candy

Having a bloody good time

Keep calm and carry a wand

HπŸŒ•wling at the mπŸŒ•πŸŒ•n

Oh my gourd, I love Halloween!

Have a fang-tastic Halloween!

Wishing you a spooktacular Halloween!

“Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble.”

“Amuck, amuck, amuck.”

“Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King”

“It's just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

“My broomstick runs on pinot.”

"I'm the queen of Halloween."

“I’m feeling sand-tastic this June.”

“I live for June days.”

“I was mermaid for June.”

“Those summer nights.”

"Have a fang-tastic Halloween!"

"Party on, my witches."

"I'm truly crushing it in this Halloween costume."

"Ghouls just wanna have fun."

"Felt cute, might scare someone later."

"Hanging with my ghoulfriends. #squadghouls"

"Life is gourd when it's Halloween time."