230+ BEST & Funny Cat Captions and Cat Quotes

Short Funny Cat Captions for Instagram and Cool Aesthetic Instagram Quotes For Cat Pictures in 2023 (Copy-Paste).

Short Funny Cat Captions for Instagram and Cool Aesthetic Instagram Quotes For Cat Pictures in 2023 (Copy-Paste).

Funny Cat Captions and Quotes For Instagram



Funny Cat Captions and Quotes For Instagram

All you need is love and a cat.

I’m feline fine today, how are you?

Downton Tabby

Living in a furry tail, nappily ever after

Cat hair, don’t care

Excuse me, I’m an aristocat

Totally catterbrained today!

Every day is Caturday

Sorry I’m late, my cat was sitting on me

You had me at meow

My cat was right about you

Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.

Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What’s your point?

All you need is love and a cat.

Every day is a cat day for me.

You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.

Easily distracted by cats.

All visitors must be approved by the cat.

Better call in claw-enforcement.

If you’re happy and you know it, meow.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Looking good, feline better.

I have a cattitude problem.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.

Cat hair, don't care.

Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What's your point?

The cat is in charge, I just pay the rent.

Sorry I'm late. My cat was sitting on me.

All visitors must be approved by the cat.

I cat even.

You are the cat’s paw-jamas

All you need is love and a cat

I’ve gotta lot of felines for you

 

Cats captions

Cats are at home everywhere where one feeds them

Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of your cat purring

My cat was right about you.

True happiness is a cat curled up on your lap.

I’m a smitten kitten.

My life is cats and paws.

I’ll take my next treat right meow.

I have too many cats, said no one ever.

My favorite furry friend.

Boys? Whatever. Cats? Forever.

Purring myself up by the floofstraps.

Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side

You had me at meow

Love is a four-legged word

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints

You are claw-fully cute

Do you believe in furry tails

She came, she purred, she conquered.

Are you kitten me?

Boys? Whatever. Cats? Forever.

Thanks fur the memories.

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

You're the cat's meow.

A cat sleeping on my lap is my definition of heaven.

All you need is love. And a kitten. Or two or a dozen.

Always meow proudly!

Because the path to heaven is full with paw-prints!

Being purr-fect ain’t easy.

Cat hair, don’t care.

Cats, naps, and snacks.

Love is a four-legged word.

Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.

I love you meow and furever.

Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.

“Just watching my cats can make me happy.”

“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”

“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.”

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”

"No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."

"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat."

"People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life."

You had me at meow.

I want to spend all nine lives together.

Home is where the cat is.

If there are no cats in heaven, I don't want to go.

To me, you are purr-fect.

That’s paw-some

 

Captions For Cat Lovers

Enjoying my life of servitude to this cat.

Feeling tense is unimaginable when you’re looking at a sleeping cat.

Soft fur, warm nuzzles, and deep purrs fill my soul with happiness.

Don’t even bother threatening a cat. They’re impervious to it, and they just don’t care.

Each and every cat in the world needs someone to wait on them and give them a place to lay about in.

Every home deserves to experience the delight of having a cat.

Eye contact with a kitten is really dangerous. Once you do it, it’s almost impossible to go home alone.

Falling asleep to the sound of a cat’s mellow purring is pure bliss.

Felines come and go without ever leaving.

Generally speaking, cats are never wrong about humans.

Happiness is a bundle of fluff sleeping on your lap.

How to happy and content? Ask a cat. They are geniuses in that respect.

If dogs are like kids, then cats are like roommates.

If it knows you’re not capable of loving it, then a cat won’t even consider making you its friend.

It’s so nice of cats to adopt humans.

Happy Caturday from the floof and me!

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by.

We’re looking good and feline good.

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

A cat’s love is not scarce, they are just too honest for us

Grateful that my cat can’t talk. He knows too much!

Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.

Cats come and go without ever leaving.

Wondering who’s in charge? It’s the cat.

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

It is an honor to be owned by cats

A cat always remains cool

Face the world with a cat

Cats don’t care about your problems

Sleepy but still cute

A home is not a home without a cat

True happiness is a cat curled up on your lap

Everything is better with a cat

A cat makes a good pillow

You can always rely on your cat

Looking for a sanctuary that is free from the miseries of life? Go where the cats are.

More often than not, the littlest of things occupies the most space in your heart.

Need protection from ghosts, and safeguarding from negative vibes? Get a cat.

Not everything in this world needs to work, and cats are great teachers of that.

One little kitty totally changes the definition of coming home.

Only cats (among pets) can toilet train themselves and do a good job of it.

Patience is the key to a successful human-cat relationship.

 

Lazy Cat Captions

People who love cats have some of the brightest souls around.

Spending time with cats is a good use of time.

Swswswswswswsw.

That adorable face right there. That’s how they get ya!

The fluff never bothered me anyway.

To pet all of the cats is my real quest.

Undeniably, the best kind of people are cats.

Wait a meow-ment!

Wanna hear the sound of love? Listen to a kitten’s purr.

Felines are connoisseurs of comfort.

Fluffy, but also sharp.

Folks of the mysterious kind (a.k.a. cats) are my kind of folks

Grateful my cat’s paws. They’re always there when I need a hand.

The greatest gift is the love of a cat 🐱

Behind every great woman is a great cat (or many!)

Here’s to the purr-fect gift 🐱❤️

I’m pretty sure cats invented the Christmas card ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #kitty_christmas

This chocolate cat 🐈 will keep you warm all winter ❄️

If a day starts with a good cup of coffee and a cuddle, then that is a very good day

Crazy hair cat

Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of my cat purring #Caturday

Happy Caturday!

Meow is the time to chill and take selfies.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Just watching my cats can make me happy

Crazy cat lady? I prefer “dedicated feline enthusiast.

To me, you are purr-fect.

If you don’t like cats, you don’t like me.

I believe cats to be spirits

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Hold on to that feline.

Home is where the cat is.

Humans? Whatever. Cats? Forever!

I look normal, but believe me when I say I talk to cats.

I’ve got a funny feline about this.

If people were more like cats, I’d probably like them even more.

In case of emergency, cuddle with the cat.

Just like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Keep calm and love cats.

Keeping a serious face in the presence of one or more kittens is practically impossible.

Kitten power!

Life without cats? I don’t think so!

Listen to that purr engine go. That's one happy kitty.

Looking for a good therapist? Just find one with fur and four legs.

Meow and fur-ever, I’ll love you always.

Meow! Meow! Meow!

 

Short Cat Captions For Instagram

"You gotta be kitten me right meow."

"Looking good, feline good."

"Catitude is everything."

"Cash meowside."

"What are you eating, and how can I help?"

"Meow is the time to chill with my cat."

"I love you meow and furever."

"I've got a funny feline about this."

"Ain't no meowtin high enough to keep me from you."

"I know how to purr my way out of everything."

"Sometimes, you just have to paws and relax."

"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

"I hope you have a very meowy day."

"My hooman made me take this picture."

"When I floof, you floof, we floof."

"Happy caturday."

"Cat's out of the bag, I got an Instagram."

"I've got to have all the naps."

"I'm feline lucky today."

"You are meowt of this world."

"You had me at meow."

"Check meowt!"

"I cat even right now."

"Feeling pretty purrfect."

Boys? Whatever. Cats? Forever.

I fall in love with every cat I see.

Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.

People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next lives.

Cats are like music. You can’t explain their worth to people who don’t understand.

"I'll be putting the fur in furniture."

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

What greater gift than the love of a cat.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.

Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.

You’re the cat’s meow.

Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.

I want to spend all nine lives together.

All you need is love and a cat.

I’ve gotta lot of felines for you.

Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of your cat purring.

The cats are in charge. I just live here.

Home is where the cat is, above all,

I love you meow and furever.

 

Sleeping Cat Captions For Instagram

"I just cat stop myself from being so darn cute."

"I was born to walk the catwalk."

"I cat understand you."

Meow is the time to chill with my cat.

I’m glad my cat can’t talk: he knows too much.

Maximum happiness, meow-nimum effort.

Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.

Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of your cat purring.

You had me at meow.

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

"Having a purrfect day just sleeping."

"Let's get the pawdy started."

"If I purr loud enough, I can get whatever I want."

"Cat hair, don't care."

"Home is where my cat is."

"Thanks fur loving me."

"Anything is paws-ible."

“I’m hooked on a feline.”

“Purr-haps we can cuddle later?”

My cat was right about you.

No can do. I have plans with my cat.

I’m hooked on a feline

I’m so fur-tunate

Cat me if you can

I want to spend all 9 lives with you

You’re a fur-midable opponent

Time spent with cats is never wasted

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat

I’m so paw-ssionate about cats!

Your furry friends will always be there for you 🐾😊

Life is good when shared with a furry friend

Jus’ a couple of cats in love making plans to take over the world 😻

This furry face is all that I want to see when I wake up

You’re just a simple cat, you don’t know the secrets of the universe

We all need a little extra snuggle in the evening, every once in a while πŸ˜΄πŸ‘§

If you want to keep your heart healthy, try lying in bed listening to the sound of your cat purring

Crazy cat face

Now this is a real cat

My cat is my best fur-end

I was normal four cats ago

Every now and then I like to paws and relax for five or so hours

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.

A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes.

Cats are like music. You can’t explain their worth to people who don’t understand.

Happy caturday.

Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.

You had me at meow.

Love is a four-legged word.

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

I want to spend all 9 lives with you.

Days without cat paw in water glass: zero

Putting the fur in furniture

I cat even right now

Whisker while you work

Don’t worry, be tabby

Note to self: Buy separate Christmas tree for cat

Did you know that cats used to be worshiped in Egypt? They built purramids and everything!

 

Angry Cat Captions

Hooked on a feline

Zero fluffs given

Days without item broken from being pushed off counter: zero

A furmidable opponent

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

Cats warms our hearts.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Sorry, I’m going to be late. My cat is snoozing on my lap.

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“The cat does not offer services; the cat offers itself.”

“I love cats more than I love most people.”

“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.”

“Cats will outsmart dogs every time.”

Sorry hooman, I need to do my business, so please be quiet!

Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.

Home is where your cat is

Every day is a cat day for me

I love you, meow and furever

Thanks fur the memories

I’m a cataholic

Purring myself up by the floofstraps

I cat even right now

A meow massages the heart.

All guests must secure permission from the kitty.

Am I single? No, I have a cat.

Are utility bills getting you down? Try cats instead.

Are you saying that cats don’t exist in heaven? Okay fine, I’m not going then!

Born to walk the catwalk.

Cat me if you can!

Check out this purr machine!

Don’t be silly, it’s never too early to feed the cat.

There’s always time for cats

The internet agrees with me #cutecatday

Cats are the best excuse to procrastinate at work

When it comes to cats, patience is not my thing

Earth ain’t flat, ‘coz if it was, cats would have pushed everything off already.

Finally, a fur-midable opponent!

From their perspective, everything belongs to cats.

Hey cat, can you feel the love? No.

I cat even!

 

Funny Cat Bio

I didn’t adopt this cat. The cat adopted me.

I knead attention.

If only cats grew into kittens.

It's cats or indoor plants. You can't have both.

Let the staring contest begin!

Live long and paws-per!

Looking good, feline good.

Maximum happiness, meow-nimum effort.

Meow is the time to worship me.

I’ve got a funny feline about this.

Ain’t no meowtin high enough to keep me from you.

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

When I floof, you floof, we floof.

Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

Cats rule, and dogs drool.

There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast.

All visitors must be approved by the cat.

Most of the Zen masters I know are cats.

Nine lives, baby!

Once they make eye contact with you, you’re toast!

People who dislike cats were probably rats in their past life.

Putting the fur in furniture.

Stardenburdenhardenbart!

The angriest little cat in hisstory.

It’s the purrfect time for a nap

Little cats are big cats at heart.

I know how to purr my way out of everything.

If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.

Every day is a cat day for me.

Above all, cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

A cat pent up becomes a lion.

Purr-haps we can cuddle later

I’ll take my next treat right meow

A cat’s life

I'm a smitten kitten.

I love you more than you love catnip

 

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