150+ Aesthetic Christmas Captions and Quotes 2023

Aesthetic Christmas Captions for Instagram and Funny Christmas Instagram Quotes For Girls and Boys in 2022.

Aesthetic Christmas Captions for Instagram and Funny Christmas Instagram Quotes For Girls and Boys in 2023.

Christmas is a holiday that is celebrated on December 25th in many countries around the world. It is a Christian holiday that commemorates the birth of Jesus Christ and is typically marked by the exchange of gifts, the decoration of homes and public spaces with lights and festive decorations, and the celebration of family and cultural traditions.

There are many different traditions associated with Christmas, and these can vary significantly depending on the country, culture, and personal beliefs of the people celebrating. Some common Christmas traditions include:

Decorating homes and public spaces with Christmas trees, lights, and other decorations

Exchanging gifts with friends and family

Sending Christmas cards to loved ones

Singing Christmas carols

Attending religious services, such as Christmas Eve or Christmas Day mass

Preparing and sharing special foods and treats, such as Christmas cookies, fruitcake, and roast turkey

Whether you celebrate Christmas with a large group of loved ones or a small gathering of close friends, the holiday is a time to come together and celebrate the warmth, joy, and spirit of the season.

Christmas Captions and Quotes For Instagram 2022



Christmas Captions and Quotes For Instagram 2023

Christmas Magic is in the air.

Tis the season to sparkle.

May your days be merry and bright.

May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.

Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas.

Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.

#Sleigh

All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too)

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.”

“I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”

“Merry Elfin Christmas.”

Bah, humbug.

“Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”

“Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”

“If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”

“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”

“Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”

“Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninnymuggins.”

Elfie time.

“When someone asks ‘where is your christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?”

“Friends are like christmas lights. Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.”

“You rock my Christmas socks.”

Are you on the 😈 or 😇 list this year?

All I want for Christmas is you food.

Feelin' frosty.

"Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you."

“Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’”

“What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”

“’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

“I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”

“One day of coal vs. 364 days of fun… I’ll take my chances.”

 

New Christmas Captions

“What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”

*Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*

"Santa Claus llegó a la ciudad."

"Wherever there are people giving gifts, exchanging cards, I believe that Christmas is truly in their hearts."

“The best of all gifts around the Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family wrapped up in each other.”

”Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind and that’s what’s been changing.

That’s why I’m glad I’m here, maybe I can do something about it.”

“I Will Honor Christmas In My Heart, And Try To Keep It All The Year”

All I want for Christmas is you food.

Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red).

Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!

I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”

“See is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”

“Merry Christmas you filthy animals!”

“I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

“Do you want to build a snowman?”

“SANTA! I know him!”

“Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing”

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”

“Smiling’s my favorite.”

“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store… maybe Christmas means a little bit more”

“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

My favorite color is Christmas lights.

In a Christmas state of mind.

Meet me under the mistletoe.

There’s snow place like home.

“Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you’ve got a Christmas tree in the living room.”

“Christmas, to me, is as many people as possible happy.”

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”

May you never be too old to listen for reindeer hooves on the roof.

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

“At Christmas, all roads lead home.”

We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.

“Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.”

“The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Hot chocolate weather.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.

“Oh. How jolly our Christmas will be!”

There’s A Certain Magic That Comes With The Very First Snow. For When The First Snow Is Also A Christmas Snow, Well, Something Wonderful Is Bound To Happen”
Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

May your days be merry and bright.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

“O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How lovely are your branches!”

“Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!”

“All spruced up.”

“‘Tis the season to sparkle.”

 

Christmas Captions Funny

“Ho Ho Home For Christmas”

“There’s snow place like home.”

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day”

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!”

Being related to me is their gift this year.

Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.

Ho, ho, home for Christmas.

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was scrolling through Facebook.

“Hurry down the chimney tonight.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.”

“All I want for Christmas is you.”

“We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don’t be late.”

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas.”

“When I’m worried and I can’t sleep, I count my blessings instead of sheep.”

“Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, Have a happy holiday”

“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose.”

“Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you”

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”

“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”

“Christmas wishes and mistletoe kisses.”

“Season’s eatings and holiday spirits.”

“Merry and bright.”

“Believe in the magic of the season.”

“It’s Christmas jammie time.”

“Keep calm and Christmas on.”

“I’ve been ready for Christmas since December 26th.”

“Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!”

“Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift.”

“Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.”

“Sweater Weather is Better Together.”

“Make it a December to Remember.”

“The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.”

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”

“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

“My favorite color is Christmas lights.”

“Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”

“‘Tis the season to sparkle.”

I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need.

All I want for Christmas is you.

Let it snow.

“It’s Christmas jammie time”

“Hot Chocolate Weather”

“Peppermint all the things”

“Keep calm and Christmas on”

“Make like Frosty and be cool.

“Stay cozy”

“Sparkly bows and mistletoe”

“I’ve been ready for Christmas since December 26”.

“Blessings, Peace, and Love”

“Happy Christmas!”

Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

 

funny Christmas Captions For Instagram

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Baby, it’s cold outside.

Hurry down the chimney tonight.

There’s no place like home for the holidays.

The feeling’s here that only comes this time of year.

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.

“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — not even a mouse.”

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year.”

“At Christmas, all roads lead home.”

“For the spirit of Christmas fulfills the greatest hunger of mankind.”

“Peace on earth, goodwill to men.”

“Good tidings for Christmas and a happy new year.”

“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”

“Sparkly bows and mistletoe.”

“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

“What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?”

Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer...

Feliz naughty dog.

To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Has anyone ever actually had figgy pudding?

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for people with kids who still believe in Santa).

“At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”

“The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!”

“Do you want to build a snowman?

“I realized that Christmas is a time to be with people you love.”

“Christmas isn’t just a day—it’s a frame of mind.”

“Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.

“I smell snow.”

“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

“Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.”

“Christmas is about more than presents. There are also cookies.”

“At Christmas, calories don’t count.”

“May all your sweaters be ugly and bright.”

“Resting Grinch face.”

“Deck the halls like Chip and Joanna are watching.”

“Dear Santa: I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”

“‘Made with love’ means I licked the spoon and kept using it.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“Let’s get lit.”

“This Christmas instead of gifts I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited.”

“Christmas: The only time of the year when you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”

“It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”

“That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen.”

“The Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought…

doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps…means a little bit more.”

“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”

“Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.”

 

Christmas Party Captions

“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

In the air there’s a feeling of Christmas.”

“Have a holly jolly Christmas!”

“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”

“Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock!”

“Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight!”

“Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la, la la la la.”

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas.”

“All I want for Christmas is you.”

“We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don’t be late.”

“Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you.”

“I’ll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams.”

“We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.”

“Silver bells, silver bells, it’s Christmas time in the city.”

“Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright.”

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.”

“Christmastime is here, happiness and cheer. Fun for all that children call, their favorite time of year.”

“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!”

“Simply having a wonderful Christmastime!”

“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”

“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!”

“Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.”

“Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.”

“Winter is Coming.”

“It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”

“‘Tis the season.”

Consider this photo my Christmas card to you all.

What did one ornament say to another? “I like hanging with you.”

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

Relationship status: single and ready to jingle.

Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer….

All I want for Christmas is you food.

“I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.”

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”

“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”

“I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”

“Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.”

“All is calm, all is bright.”

“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”

“A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!”

“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

All the jingle ladies.

It's like they WANT stockings full of coal.

'Tis the season for matching PJs.

Ho-ho-home for Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is you...and some cookies.

"Holidays are joyful, there’s always something new. But everyday’s a holiday, when I’m near to you.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!"

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"All I want for Christmas is you."

"We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don't be late."

"Have yourself a merry little Christmas."

"Silver bells, silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city."

 

Short Christmas captions

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly."

"Rockin' around the Christmas tree, at the Christmas party hop."

"Although it’s been said, many times, many ways... Merry Christmas to you."

“May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”

“Merry everything and happy always.”

“Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”

“It is the Season to Sparkle.”

Although it's been said, many times, many ways...Merry Christmas to you

My favorite color is Christmas lights.

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.”

“Christmas, my child, is love in action.”

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

“Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day.”

“Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you’ve got a Christmas tree in the living room.”

“As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year.”

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”

“The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young.”

“The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.”

Make it a December to remember.

I'm only a morning person on December 25th.

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.

You rock my Christmas socks.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

#🎅➡️🏠

#The 🎁 are nice, but the 🍪🍪🍪 are nicer.

#Up to ❄️ good.

#Are you on the 😈 or 😇 list this year?

#Shining bright like a 🎄

#🌰 roasting on an open 🔥

#🎅 is coming!

#So many 🎁 under the 🎄

#Every time a 🔔 rings an 😇 gets its wings.

Christmas magic is in the air ✨

#🍪? Check. 🥛? Check.

#Dashing through the ❄️

#Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭

#He's making a 📝 and checking it ✌

#Look ⬆️...🎅 is coming!

#I'm on the 😇📝

#There's ❄️ place like 🏡

#Every time a 🔔 rings an 😇 gets its wings.

#Rebel without a 🎅

#Up to ❄️ good.

#✌on 🌎 and 👍 will to 👱👩

#All I want for Christmas is 🍕

#To-do list: 1.🍴2.🍷3. 😴

#😈 or 😇?

#It was 💗 at ❄️ sight.

#Lit up like a 🎄!

#🌰 roasting on an open 🔥

#🍪? Check. 🥛 ? Check.

#Oh 🦌!

#Fizz the season 🍾

#🏠 for the holidays

 

Christmas Captions For Buisness

My favorite color is Christmas lights.

Spread Christmas magic wherever you go.

Current status: Full of enough Christmas cookies to fit in Santa's suit.

Can I get a watt watt?

It's true: I'm a Christmas tree hugger.

All I want for Christmas is you!

Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be ...

As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter—because the things you really want can't be bought.

“Christmas Magic is in the air.”

“Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.

“God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If He gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it.

“May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.”

“I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps ... means a little bit more!"

"No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas."

"The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood."

"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly."

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."

"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. "

"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."

"I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness."

"Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving."

"Into this climate of fear and apprehension, Christmas enters, streaming lights of joy, ringing bells of hope and singing carols of forgiveness high up in the bright air."

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

“Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.”

“It was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well. May that be truly said of us.

“And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the world most seemingly indifferent.

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”

“We are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.

“It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.

“Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.”

“Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.”

“Isn’t it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for — I don’t know what exactly, but it’s something that you don’t mind so much not having at other times.

“What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future.

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

“Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”

“If Kisses were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.”

“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store; perhaps it means a bit more.”

Dreaming of a white Christmas ❄️

I love you snow much!

You're my favorite Christmas gift.

"Treat every day like Christmas."

"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind.

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite

About to settle down for a long winter's nap. See you in the morning!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there's still SO much to do. #christmascrunch

Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by "sugarplums," you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping

Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!

"Next time...we will laugh more, we'll love more; we just won't be so afraid."

"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?"

 

Merry Christmas Captions For Instagram

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be."

"That's what Christmas memories are made from. They're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen."

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.

“Mankind is a great, immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.

“Love the giver more than the gift.”

“Home is where the Hallmark channel movies are.”

“I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should.

“‘Christmas is a togethery sort of holiday,’ said Pooh. ‘That’s my favorite kind,’ said Piglet.”

“Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving, and of families united.

“A family like you makes the season bright.”

“Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family.

“The best present on Christmas is spending time with family.”

“It’s the simple things that remind you of family around the holidays.”

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”

"It's Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen."

“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”

“Friends like you make the season bright, Merry Christmas.”

"We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know."

"Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."

"I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe."

"First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House® cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle."

"The Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.

"All I want for Christmas is you food."

"Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!"

"One more cookie and I swear I'll fit in the Santa costume."

"Current status: ready for a long winter's nap."

“Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”

 

Early Christmas Captions

*Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*

Maybe Christmas, he thought ... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps ... means a little bit more!"

"Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved."

"Treat every day like Christmas."

"It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be."

All I want for Christmas is you.

Meet me under the mistletoe.

You rock my Christmas socks.

I love you more than Christmas cookies.

"Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.”

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see."

"Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"

"You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa."

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal."

"Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind."

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see."

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

"It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year."

"Some people are worth melting for."

"Merry Christmas you filthy animals!"

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

"Do you want to build a snowman?"

"Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more".

 

Cute Christmas Captions

"There’s children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads. They’re busy building toys and absolutely no one’s dead!"

"That's what Christmas memories are made from. They're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen."

"I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year."

“Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts.”

"My favorite color is Christmas lights."

"I think as you grow older, your Christmas list gets shorter because the things you want can't be bought."

"Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever."

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

"I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

"When life gives you snow, make snow angels."

"Keep calm and have a merry Christmas."

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.”

"Into this climate of fear and apprehension, Christmas enters, streaming lights of joy, ringing bells of hope."

"Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you've got a Christmas tree in the living room."

"As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year."

"T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."

"Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts."

"Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever."

"Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand."

"Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away."

"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."

"Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago."

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

“There’s a certain magic that comes with the very first snow. When the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.”

Oh, all these things and more, darlin', that's what Christmas means to me, my love."

"Hang a shining star upon the highest bough and have yourself a merry little Christmas now."

"Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad."

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know."

"Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list."

“A very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear.

"But for now, let me say. Without hope or agenda. Just because it's Christmas. And at Christmas you tell the truth. To me, you are perfect."

"You’ll shoot your eye out kid!"

"It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive."

"It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen."

"Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you've got a Christmas tree in the living room."

 

Christmas Songs Captions

"Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night."

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness."

"It's easy to forget that life is the greatest gift of all."

"The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting."

"Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most."

“Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance — each beautiful, unique, and gone too soon.”

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."

"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other."

"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love."

"It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air."

"I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month."

“It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.”

“I was cold, so I made an igloo.”

“Christmas is Coming.

"Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever."

"Love the giver more than the gift."

"Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."

"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

"Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

"Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling."

"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind."

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup."

 

Christmas Quotes For Instagram

"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?"

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."

"Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."

"Some people are worth melting for.

"Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."

"Yes! Yes I do! I like Christmas! I love Christmas!"

"Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday."

"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time."

"Feeling Christmas all around, and I'm trying to play it cool."

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"Have yourself a merry little Christmas."

"My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas.

"Christmas time is here."

"The party's on, the feeling's here that only comes this time of year."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Single and ready to jingle.

What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.

'Tis the season to be jolly.

Say it ain’t snow.

Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.

Merry Elfin Christmas

Totally sleighed it.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.

All the jingle ladies.

The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

It's beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.

But first, let me take an elfie.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.

Can't wait to exchange all these presents.

This is my resting Grinch face.

Don't mind me, I'll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.

At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple hours ...

I'll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

I got all spruced up for the holidays.

We've got chemis-tree.

Christmas time and I'm feelin' pine.

 

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