320+ BEST & FUNNY Cake Captions and Quotes for Cakelovers

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There are many different types of cake that you can make, from classic chocolate cake to fruity strawberry shortcake. Some common ingredients that you will find in most cake recipes include flour, sugar, eggs, butter or oil, and a liquid such as milk or water. You will also typically need a leavening agent such as baking powder or baking soda to help the cake rise as it bakes.

To make a basic cake, you will need to mix together the dry ingredients in one bowl and the wet ingredients in another bowl. Then you can combine the two and mix until the batter is smooth. Once the batter is ready, you can pour it into a greased and floured cake pan and bake it in the oven until it is cooked through.

There are many variations on this basic recipe, so you can get creative and try adding different flavors or ingredients to suit your tastes. For example, you can add cocoa powder to make a chocolate cake, or mix in some fresh fruit to make a fruity cake. You can also top the finished cake with frosting or other decorations to make it look extra special.

Cake Captions and Cake Quotes For Instagram

A party without cake is just a meeting.

A ready-to-eat slice of heaven.

A smile with a frosting on it.

Baked just right.

Because every cake has a story to tell.

Bring on the cake!

Cake never asks me dumb questions. Cake understands.

Cake is for life, not just for birthdays!

Come to the dark side. We have cupcakes.

Crazy for cakes!

Defender of delectable treats.

Don’t wait until it’s too late. Eat that slice of cake!

Merely staring at cake is putting pounds on me.

My OCD (Obsessive Cake Disorder) is getting out of control!

My sweet tooth is tingling.

Nothing in this world is better than cake but more cake.

Obsessive doesn’t even begin to describe my love for cake. I’ll even fight little children if I have to.

Put “eat cake” on top of your to-do list today and you’re sure to get at least one task done.

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.

Always carry a knife with you. Sometimes, cake appears without any warning.

Begin each day like it’s your birthday.

Cake is happiness in a tangible and edible form.

Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.

Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is perfectly good for breakfast.

Remember, you don’t need to justify eating a whole cake to anyone.

Look upon the world like it’s a gigantic birthday cake. Take a piece, but don’t take too much.

Birthdays are nature’s way of giving us cake.

Happiness is eating leftover birthday cake.

The best things in life are sweet

Will work for cupcakes.

“Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.”

“I want to be the girl with the most cake.”

“A midsummer ice cream cake.”

“I want’ more cake.”

Stuffing my face with frosting.

Sugarcoating everything is my specialty.

Sweetest slice of paradise.

Taking pleasure to the next level.

This is just too beautiful to eat!

Topped with a smile.

Try it once, and forget the rest!

Unspeakably delicious!

 

Homemade Cake Captions

What a heavenly delight!

Whatever sprinkles your cupcake!

When fun meets yum.

When in doubt, eat a cake.

Why do I drink diet soda? It’s so I can eat cake later.

Without icing, it’s just bread. I don’t like bread.

You think I won’t eat this cake? Fat chance!

Eat, sleep, and stay happy.

If eating cake is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.

Cake is my happy place.

I never met a cupcake I didn’t like

There is nothing that a cupcake can’t solve

“Cake: the breakfast of champions.”

“Good cake isn’t cheap, cheap cake isn’t good.”

If there’s a cake in front of you, then you shouldn’t look any further for joy!

It’s cake time.

When life goes awry, have a piece of cake.

You are the icing on my cupcake

The only thing we throwback on Thursdays is a cupcake.

“Got cake? ‘Cause I can hook you up.”

“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.”

“Cake is the answer. Who cares what the question is?”

“No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a slice of cake.”

For goodness sake, eat some cake!

Forget the calories and just be happy.

Forget the fork and dig right in!

Fresh out of the oven.

“There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.”

“TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.”

“There’s nothing a cupcake and coffee can’t solve.”

“When you share a cupcake, you share love.”

“Enjoy life and eat cake.”

“Good cake isn’t cheap, a cheap cake isn’t good.”

“Got cake? ‘Cause I can hook you up.”

Happiness starts here.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake, duh.

I didn’t seek out the cake. The cake came to me.

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

Every unique individual deserves an equally special cake.

“If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.”

“Cupcakes are sweet, and even sweeter when shared.”

“It‘s someone‘s birthday somewhere.“

“Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.”

“We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake.”

“If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.”

“I’m wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake.

A pink frothy blouse, low cut .everything a little inappropriately girlie. Pink, pink, lot of pinks.”

“I miss my cupcake/Where has it gone/I wish it were here/at the wave of my wand.”

If I was turned into cake, I would eat myself before anyone else could.

Birthday cake calories don’t count.

Happiness is when you’re having a bad day and it suddenly rains cupcakes.

Having a balanced diet means having a piece of cake in both hands.

Heaven is just a cupcake away.

Home is where the cake is.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

It’s an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake, duh.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

If you bake a cake, the world has one more cake.

Keeping a cake fresh and moist is super easy! You just have to eat it in one sitting.

Let them eat cake!

I'll take another slice of that.

I’m not a cake addict! I’m just a little clingy to it.

No occasion is ever complete without a cake.

Pick up all the broken shards of your life and bake them into a delicious cake.

Do not touch my cake! Violators will be covered in sprinkles.

Eat a cupcake, then eat another.

Eat cake for breakfast!

Chocolate cake is the bomb

 

Funny Cake Captions

Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is a perfectly good breakfast.

“Two things do me in: one’s chocolate cake, the other’s hypocrisy.”

“A meal without a cupcake is like a day without sunshine.”

“Cupcakes take the cake.”

Forget the fork and dig right in!

Fresh out of the oven.

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

Cake is my therapy.

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.

“It’s cupcake o’clock.”

“It’s been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.”

If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.

Nothing in this world is better than cake but more cake.

I want a good body, but not as much as I want cake.

My stomach has a separate compartment for cake.

If at first, you don’t succeed, eat a cupcake!

Desserts are all the sweeter when shared with loving companions.

Without dreams, one would be no greater than a cake with no icing.

Remember, you don’t need to justify eating a whole cake to anyone.

I am pretty sure chocolate cake tastes as good as skinny feels.

Cake me away.

Cupcake: a smile with frosting on it

Cake never asks me dumb questions. Cake understands.

Stories aren’t the icing on the cake; they are the cake!

When you look at a cupcake, you’ve got to smile.

Do not touch my cake! Violators will be covered in sprinkles.

No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a slice of cake.

Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot of good for a lot of people.

Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.

Bring on the cake!

Happiness is eating leftover birthday cake.

Forget the calories and just be happy.

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.

Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk. Oh, and wheat! So nutritious!

I have abs-olutely no control when it comes to cake.

Good cake isn’t cheap, cheap cake isn’t good.

Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven.

The only thing better than a cake is ice cream cake. Still cake.

Just another sweet moment in life.

Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.

For that photo of you eating chocolate cake for breakfast:

Cake is the answer. Who cares what the question is?

Romance is the icing in the game of love.

Freshly baked, heavenly caked.

From the first glance to the last bite, i love the whole you.

Got cake? Because I can hook you up.

Happiness is knowing there’s cake in the oven.

Having cake and eating it too.

I can’t eat another slice of cake, said no one ever.

I love thick and tasty icing!

I want a good body, but not as much as I want cake.

I’m here for the cupcakes.

 

Self Made Cake Captions For Instagram

All you need is love. And also, cake.

“Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided.”

“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.”

“Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.”

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’”

If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

“I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt.”

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, eat Cupcakes as if you’ll die today.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, eat a cupcake!”

For goodness sake, eat some cake!

Forget the calories and just be happy.

Happiness is homemade cake.

Without icing, it’s just bread. I don’t like bread.

If eating cake is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven.

There’s always room for cake.

Forget the fork and dig right in!

Happiness is knowing there‘s cake later.

Nothing in this world is better than cake but more cake.

There’s absolutely nothing cake can’t solve.

Friendship is a sweet blessing.

Cake never asks me dumb questions. Cake understands.

Two things do me in: one’s chocolate cake, the other’s hypocrisy.

I couldn’t find a candle holder, so I bought a cake.

Good cake isn’t cheap and cheap cake isn’t good.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake, duh.

If the cake fits, eat it!

If you know the way of the cake, then you know that way of happiness.

Indulging myself.

It’s all about the buttercream!

Keep a fork with you at all times, just in case cake happens.

Love has four letters, and so does cake.

Made with love.

Man cannot live on bread alone, so they made cake.

Merriment is cakes, cupcakes, and even more cakes.

My stomach has a separate compartment for cake.

Never say no to cake.

One bite and you’ll overrule all objections.

One slice is never enough!

Perfection by confection.

 

Cake Quotes Short

Photographing a cake can be art.

Seduced by sweetness.

Come to the dark side. We have cupcakes.

Where there is cake, there’s hope.

I’m not a cake addict! I’m just a little clingy to it.

If there’s a cake in front of you, then you shouldn’t look any further for joy!

If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

Why do I drink diet soda? It’s so I can eat cake later.

There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.

If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Chocolate says ‘I’m sorry’ so much better than words.

Look upon the world like it’s a gigantic birthday cake. Take a piece, but don’t take too much.

I’m so happy to have all my friends around, that I’m in tiers.

In the buffet of life, friends are the dessert.

A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand.

I’m not a cake addict! I’m just a little clingy to it.

Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is a perfectly good breakfast.

If there are no cakes in heaven, I’m not going.

Sinful and indulgent.

So what if it’s not my birthday?

Some things just require cake to be solved.

Spread love as thick as whipped cream.

Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice.

Sweet as a kiss.

Tastes as good as it looks.

The only thing better than a cake is ice cream cake. Still cake.

There’s absolutely nothing cake can’t solve.

Treat yourself.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon layer cake with lemon cream cheese

buttercream!

When there’s cake, I can’t help but smile.

Where there is cake, there’s hope.

Life’s too short to say no to cake.

Let them eat cake.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

I decorate cakes, what’s your superpower?

Man cannot live on bread alone, so they made cake.

I could give up cake, but I’m not a quitter.

Fresh out of the oven.

I like the concept of ‘have your cake and eat it, too.’

Sometimes you just need cake.

It’s a piece of cake.

Don’t be sad, just eat some cake.

Romance is the icing in the game of love.

Sprinkle joy every now and then and it will eventually come back to you.

The heavier you are, the more difficult it is for anyone to kidnap you. So, stay safe, and eat cake!

The smell of a freshly baked cake awakens my soul.

Truly, the best things in life are sweet.

When life goes awry, having a piece of cake is the way to go about it.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

A birthday can never have too much cake.

Cake decorating is definitely an art form for me.

When all else fails, bake a cake.

“There’s nothing better than cake, but more cake.”

“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.”

"There's nothing better than cake but more cake."

"TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake."

"If the cake fits, eat it!"

 

Cake Captions Funny

"You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss."

"If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating!"

“Live. Love. Cake.”

“A bad day with cake is better than a good day without it.”

“Cake is a very beautiful thing.”

"I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

""Two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy."

"Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation."

"Writing or making anything- a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake- has self-respect in it."

Good things come to those who bake cake.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Where there is cake, there is hope.

Without dreams, one would be no greater than a cake with no icing.

If eating cake is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

If I was turned into cake, I would eat myself before anyone else could.

Alive and cake-ing.

All is fair in love and cupcakes.

All good things mousse come to an end.

Bake the world a batter place.

Batter-flies in my stomach.

Cake doesn’t ask silly questions. Cake understands.

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

Home is where the cake is.

"A party without cake is really just a meeting."

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

"Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake."

"Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!"

Cake is always a good idea.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.

Be good for goodness cake!

Batter late than never.

Cake back and relax.

 

Cake Captions Puns

Cake me away.

Certified cake-aholic!

Cut my cake into pieces. This is my last re-torte.

Divide into multiple slices and conquer!

Do you even sift?

Don’t be afraid to take whisks.

Don’t sweet the small stuff.

Eat a whole cake? Piece of cake!

Even I would be in tiers if anyone toppled my cake.

Flour power!

Cake is my therapy.

A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand.

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.”

“Life is too short to say no to cake.”

If I was made of cake i'd eat myself before somebody else could.

“A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand.”

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

“Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.”

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.

“Life’s too short to say no to cake.”

“A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand.”

“Keep calm and eat all the frosting.”

“Cake: the breakfast of champions.”

Live. Love. Cake

I left my heart with the cake.

Frost, frost, baby.

Good things come to those who bake.

Happiness is home-baked!

I can’t cake my eyes off you.

Life’s too short to say no to cake.

Don’t be sad, just eat some cake.

Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is perfectly good for breakfast.

Chocolate cake is the bomb!

“Life is short, eat the cake.”

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to at more cake.”

“Life is short, eat the cake.”

 

Chocolate Cake Captions For Instagram

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to at more cake.”

I have abs-olutely no control when it comes to cake.

Icing for joy when I see cake.

If there’s a whisk, there’s a way.

It’s cake o’ clock!

Life is what you bake of it.

Love is a batterfield.

Sometimes you just need cake.

Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.

Cake is my happy place.

Slice, slice, baby.

Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.

Think outside the cake box.

I want more cake.

Good things come to those who bake.

Forget the fork, and dig right in.

Think outside the cake box.

Perfection by confection.

Enjoy life and eat cake.

You‘re the icing on my birthday cake.

Sometimes you need to eat cake and get over it.

Got cake? Because I can hook you up.

The cake is the answer. Who cares what the question is?

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

Life’s too short to say no to cake.

Love Has Four Letters, And So Does Cake.

My birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.

Let them eat cake.

I like the concept of ‘have your cake and eat it, too.

Nothing in this world is better than cake but more cake.

I can’t eat another slice of cake, said no one ever.

It’s all about the cupcakes.

When in doubt, eat a cake.

Topped with a smile.

A midsummer ice cream cake.

Cake is the breakfast of champions.

I’ll take another slice of that.

I never met a cupcake I didn’t like

If there’s a whisk, there’s a way.

I left my heart with the cake.

If the cake fits, eat it!

Romance is the icing but love is the cake.

Cupcakes are frosted happiness

Friendship is sharing a sweet cupcake.

Count the memories—not the calories.

Happiness is knowing there‘s cake later.

It’s cake time.

Having cake and eating it too.

Life‘s too short to say no to a birthday cake.

How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

Where there is cake, there is hope.

Sweetest slice of paradise.

I left my heart with the cake.

A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Because every cake has a story to tell.

Be good for goodness cake!

Cupcakes take the cake.

Icing for joy when I see cake.

Let them eat cake!

When there’s cake, I can’t help but smile.

Cake me away.

 

Floral Cake Captions For Instagram

Fresh out of the oven.

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.

Cake back and relax.

A bite of deliciousness.

Delicious dipped in beauty

Try it once, and forget the rest!

Can’t eat just one.

Life is short, so make it sweet.

There’s always room for cake.

Cake never asks me dumb questions. Cake understands.

Home is where the cake is.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Cake doesn’t ask silly questions. Cake understands.

Chocolate says ‘I’m sorry’ so much better than words.

“Let them eat cake.”

“Enjoy life and eat cake.”

“Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven.”

“If the cake fits, eat it!”

“You can’t arrest me. I’m the Cake Boss.”

This is a cake, not a pun-cake.

This moment is so emotional. Even the cake is in tiers.

Did someone say Cake?

Make cupcakes NOT war!

Tastes as good as it looks.

This is a cake, not a pun-cake.

Live. Love. Cake

Happiness is home-baked!

Made with love.

You bake me go crazy.

Unspeakably delicious!

If in doubt make cupcakes

Believe in cupcakes

Sweet as a kiss.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake, duh.

Don’t be sad, just eat some cake.

If there’s a cake in front of you, then you shouldn’t look any further for joy!